Why “Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?”

Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo . . .

Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo . . .

It’s a Simpsons reference, of course.  In the Season 2 episode “Blood Feud,” Mr. Burns is brought back to health by a transfusion of Bart’s blood.  To celebrate, he decides to write his memoirs.  He writes with a quill pen and titles his chapters “Chapter the First,” “Chapter the Second” and so on.  And he ends the book with a real flourish:

In closing, gentle reader, I’d like to thank you.

‘What’s that?’ you say?  Me thanking you?

No, it’s not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it.  The End.


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7 Responses to “Why “Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?””

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    Pete Rose released a book entitled My Prison Without Bars and that title just screams out WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?

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